My Daughter Made Me a Dating Profile Without Asking. My First Date Showed Up on a Tractor

Older farmer sitting on a pickup tailgate looking confused at his smartphone with cattle behind him

According to the profile my daughter wrote, I enjoy long walks on the beach and fine dining. I raise Hereford cattle in Tennessee and I’ve seen the ocean twice. I almost deleted the whole thing. Then a woman named Darlene sent me a message I couldn’t stop laughing at.